Riddle Time!

Hello everyone! This is my first blog, hope you like it. I came across some hilarious riddles and thought it would be a nice idea to start my first blog by sharing these riddles with you all. Let me me if you liked them or not, also please share if you have any riddles as well. Thanks!

 Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long? 
A: No, sir, it will be round!

Q: What happens if you make a walnut laugh?
A: It cracks up!
 
Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astro-nut!
 
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: Because they eat what bugs them!
 
Q: What do fish take to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin sea!
 
Q: What is a frog’s favourite year?
A: A leap year!
 
Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland!

Q: Which day do fish hate?
A: Fryday!

Q: What do you call it when a witch's cat falls off her broomstick?
A: A cat-astrophe!

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